Jokes from 9ja's No.1 Oyinbo fan

[OyinboPrincess]

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Shino!

Shino Who?

Shino wan designer, Shino wan Ferrari

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Your watching a movie, then the subtitle shows 35 years later, the dog in the compound is still alive - just know its Nollywood

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I need your help!! Am playing Fifa 2015 on PS4 and I need Suarez to bite an opponent - which key do I press

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The sweet moment when your crush says to you "see, my girlfriend is cheating on me" and in your mind your like 'God don catch you!'

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Your girlfriend meets and 'already' RICHman, you call her a gold digger. Your sister meets and 'already' RICHman, you say its a favour from God. YOU Be THIEF!!

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Note to Self: Tell that person hating on you!! Dam please.... Last time I checked Awesome ended in 'ME' and Ugly started with 'U'

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Its a hard life being a DICK - you have a head with no brain, an eye which is blind and two neighbours, one pair of nuts and the other an arsehole!

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Do you know, the new iPhone 6 helps you loose weight?! When you pay for it, you can't afford to eat well for the next month!!

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Her name is 'Esther' and she dey 'Bleach' does that mean she is 'Established'

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If Mosquito land for your Papa head, you go kill am?

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He who swallow apple pip, must first calculate the diameter of his anus!!

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No condition is permanent... a generator that sings like Alicia Keys today, go shout like DJ Khalid tomorrow oooo

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In an English exam, the teacher asked the students to write and essay on 'Define Laziness' Akpos left five pages blank and then wrote THIS IS LAZINESS

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What do Politicians and China phones have in common?? They both make unnecessary noise!!!

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You pay to enter club every Friday night, yet you can't attend Church on a Sunday - you get Duplex for Hell already ooo!

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Unless she physically threw him over her shoulder and carried him away, she did not steal your man... he left!!

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Man 1 - I wasn't that drunk!
Man 2 - Hahaha but you were using the flashlight on your phone to find your phone! tongue

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Boy - Come over!
Girl - To do what?
Boy - To Chill..
Girl - I don't 'chill' because that's why people end up with unwanted Chill-dren!

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DO WHAT MAKE YOU HAPPY. BE WITH WHO MAKES YOU SMILE. LAUGH AS MUCH AS YOU BREATH. LOVE AS LONG AS YOU LIVE.

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Oyinbo I know fit laugh oo who teach you all these.